The original description makes clear that the story is a joke. It does not describe my real negotiation process, and the actions in it are not advice to follow.
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How to negotiate any house deal in 4 easy steps
A John Wick-inspired joke about negotiation, not a four-step method for buying a house.
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[00:00] everybody wants to know how I negotiate and I don't like to give this away because I it's a skill that I developed and if I give it away to everybody they all start using it saturated and it won't work anymore so why would I do that no but you know what because I clearly want content I will give it away
[00:13] to you because I don't have very many followers so four steps step one show up to the same gas station as them and check out their car make sure it's a nice one they're driving their Tesla today number two figure out where their current place of residence is and you want to make sure that it's it's not
[00:28] always the place that they're selling some times they've already moved step three and very important to get this one right visit them in the in the middle of the night and steal their car and do not accidentally kill their dog that's a very it never works out that way number four you now have leverage over them
[00:43] they will reduce by another 5K boom like works every time
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